... Whatever you do never say, "things can't get any worse than they are now", or any variation of this statement because chances are there is some supernatural force that is hellbent on proving you wrong!
What is it with Last-ditch-effort-for-positivity phrases that seem to attract the crappiest luck? It's like some huge cosmic joke to take the last bit of dignity you have left! "Hmm... So far we've made her sleep deprived, missed the bus, walk 30 minutes in the rain, have her teacher single her out and make her look stupid, trip over and fall on her face, and then get yelled at by some random elderly person. That should be enough... Oh wait... no she still has some dignity... Let's have her sprain her ankle running for the train!!"
Ok so maybe I exaggerate on the series of circumstances but there's almost a guarantee that if your day isn't going that great and you don't acknowledge that you're having the WORST day (even though you may not be), something will make sure you feel that it's one of the worst! And they will not stop until you've surrendered your dignity and just admit that THEY have won.
So in the great words of the Nike marketing team: JUST DO IT!! Before your day gets worst... Because things can really get worst than they already are.
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oh poor riri >_<
had such a sucky day! silly fates were bored and just picking on any poor mortal...it just had to be you >_< it's okay...some other day it will be someone who really deserves it...like lleyton hewitt. just because he's so annoying. hahah. and we will all laugh at him when that happens.
so's his face!
:D
Ahh, always the pessimist this one. Look on the bright side of things will you! ;) HTID!
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